Funny Zack . . .

This was a conversation between Zack and Dave:

Zack (when he came in to grab a snack):  "Me, Juan and Levi are having a complication."

Dave:  "What kind of a complication?   Something I can help you with?" 

Zack:  "No, it's the kind to see who can raise the most money the fastest, shoveling snow." 

Dave:  "Oh!  You mean a COMPETITION!" 

Zack:  "Yeah, that's what I said, a constipation." 

Dave:  Still laughing at him as he shook his head and walked out the door.