Tanner again . . .

Tanner asked us how babies are made.  Dave and I told him that it takes a mom's eggs and a dad's sperm to make babies.  I was trying to keep things pretty simple, but he kept asking more questions.  He asked how the sperm and eggs got into the mom.  I just asked him, "Have you ever heard of sex?"  He said, "You're gross, Mom".  I told him that was how babies were made.  He clarified, "So if you have sex, you have babies?"  I said not every time, and, of course told him that only moms and dads are supposed to have sex.  He then said, "I have a chicken mom, and dad, you have a chicken wife."